Looking for an Alternative to Naming a Star?
Star registries sell you a name on a dying ball of plasma you will never see. We sell you something better: a permanent, verifiable entry in a mathematical registry that cannot burn out, drift away, or be re-sold to someone else next Tuesday.
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Register Your Permanent Shape NowIs Naming a Star a Scam?
Not technically. It is, however, a novelty: no star-naming company's records are recognised by the International Astronomical Union, the only body that officially names celestial objects. You pay £40, you get a PDF, and the star continues to be called whatever a 17th-century Persian astronomer called it. We respect the hustle. We just think you deserve a novelty that is at least mathematically honest.
Why Polygons Outlast Stars
A regular 15,000,000-sided polygon has an exterior angle of exactly 360 / 15,000,000 degrees, today, tomorrow, and in the heat-death of the universe. Stars do not enjoy that kind of job security. The comparison is, frankly, unkind:
| Metric | Naming a Star | Registering a Shape |
|---|---|---|
| Physical Status | A volatile ball of burning plasma thousands of lightyears away that might already be dead. | A pure, immutable mathematical construct existing perfectly in the fabric of logic. |
| Availability | Highly finite. Visible stars are heavily contested by competing corporate registries. | Truly infinite. There is always a higher integer. Space expands; math is already infinite. |
| Stability | Will eventually collapse into a white dwarf or a black hole, destroying your investment. | Mathematically immortal. Even if the universe collapses, the internal angles remain true. |
| Visibility | Hidden behind perpetual British cloud cover. Requires a £10,000 telescope. | 100% cloud-proof. Stored securely in our digital registry database. |
The Perfect Novelty Gift for Nerds
We are a documented, permanent mathematical database that won't get blocked by rain. Each registration is a landscape PDF certificate showing the polygon's exterior angle to twenty-five significant figures, the registrant's name, a dedication line, and a six-digit registration number that will outlive every star registry, several galaxies, and quite possibly the concept of corporations.
It is the only gift where the recipient can verify, on paper, that what they own is mathematically true. Stars can't do that. Stars can barely stay lit.
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