The permanent registry of named polygons

Name a Shape coat of arms

Name
a Shape.

Claim a regular polygon by name. We compute its exterior angle in scientific notation to twenty-five significant figures, record it permanently, and issue a landscape PDF certificate.

01
Pick a polygon

Choose any number of sides between 1,000 and 99,999,999.

02
Give it a name

First come, first served. Names are unique forever.

03
Receive a certificate

A landscape PDF with the precise exterior angle in scientific notation, illustrated.

Geometric Certainties
✦ Stars burn out. Shapes are forever.✦ Officially unofficial · Notarized by Euclid himself✦ Buy a star? Stars die. Polygons don't.✦ 100% more rigorous than naming a crater on a moon you cannot visit✦ Ratified by the Imaginary Council of Geometric Affairs✦ Approved by three mathematicians and one very confident pigeon✦ Less expensive than land on Mars, more permanent than a hashtag✦ Your shape will outlive every cryptocurrency✦ As legally binding as a fortune cookie — but with better math✦ We do not sell stars. Stars are gas. Shapes are geometry.✦ Backed by the full faith and credit of the unit circle✦ Registered with the Bureau of Things That Have Exactly N Sides✦ Not a scam — just enthusiastic record-keeping✦ Our notary is a protractor✦ Provably more real than NFTs of pixel cats✦ Every angle, exactly accounted for✦ Stars burn out. Shapes are forever.✦ Officially unofficial · Notarized by Euclid himself✦ Buy a star? Stars die. Polygons don't.✦ 100% more rigorous than naming a crater on a moon you cannot visit✦ Ratified by the Imaginary Council of Geometric Affairs✦ Approved by three mathematicians and one very confident pigeon✦ Less expensive than land on Mars, more permanent than a hashtag✦ Your shape will outlive every cryptocurrency✦ As legally binding as a fortune cookie — but with better math✦ We do not sell stars. Stars are gas. Shapes are geometry.✦ Backed by the full faith and credit of the unit circle✦ Registered with the Bureau of Things That Have Exactly N Sides✦ Not a scam — just enthusiastic record-keeping✦ Our notary is a protractor✦ Provably more real than NFTs of pixel cats✦ Every angle, exactly accounted for